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Just Because There Are Not A Lot Of College Games This Weekend Doesn’t Mean...

by Rakesh The Intern Check it out, bro. Disgusting week in college football, my friend, as the only game on the schedule is this shit from pig Army-Navy game. It’s almost as disgusting as when you...

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Time To Make Your Pocket Fatter Than My Uncle Rishabh, Bro

by Rakesh The Intern Check it out, bro. I’m back in Toledo to celebrate the holiday with my family that rode ship over to this country, my friend. And for the most part, it is a boring couple of days...

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Here Are Four College Football Bowls That Can Eat My Ass

by Frank Rhombus The college football bowl season is finally upon us, and that means it’s time for institutions of higher learning to lose hundreds of thousands of dollars playing football games...

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New Year Is New Chance To Throw One In Bookie’s Anus, Bro

by Rakesh The Intern Check it out, bro. Just because it is holiday time and this Santa Kringle or whatever you call him in this country is telling you to be nice and shit, now is not the time to take...

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Since Rakesh Is Colder Than Witch’s Boob, It’s Time To Give Cousin Gokul A...

by Rakesh The Intern I’m telling you, bro. I haven’t been this cold betting on American football since, well, let’s not beat around my big bush, my friend. It has been tough fucking year, bro. So, one...

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They Don’t Accept Rupee In Vegas, Bro

by Rakesh the Intern I’m telling you, bro. This Las Vegas city can be pretty expensive when you sit down at Spanish 21 table and they say, “I’m sorry, bro. We don’t accept Indian currency.” Then you...

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Jump On Rakesh Rickshaw If You Want To Win Money Betting On Football This...

by Rakesh the Intern I’m telling you, bro. I nearly left upper decker in Venetian shitter last week because I had won so much money betting on American football that I was like, “Rakesh, you can do no...

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Rakesh Is Back In Vegas With Football Picks That Will Give Bookie Ulcer, Bro

by Rakesh the Intern I’m telling you, bro. You might look at the shit from pig betting week I have last week and say, “This Rakesh is colder than witch tit.” But when you bet against trends and they...

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These Are Winning American Football Bets That Will Get You Penis Sucking From...

by Rakesh the Intern I’m telling you, bro. If it has been while since girlie has taken penis out of your Wranglers and put mouth on it without you having to give her Rupee first, then Rakesh is here...

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If You Win Football Bets With Rakesh This Week, You Will Be Able To Give...

by Rakesh the Intern Check it out, bro. Another winning week in the world of betting on the silly game of American football, bro. I’m telling you, boss, Rakesh is hotter than two girlies eating fried...

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